What a difference between now and 3 months ago. Everythings fuckin' peachy right now, since I cut all the bullshit out of my life, and I can finally think, see and understand shit clearly. There's only 2 and a half more months left in this year, time i'm going to use to finish up some projects ive been working on, including the total renovation of my house (currently working on the bathroom and continuing work on the bar that i'm putting in). By the time i'm finished, MTV is gonna wanna run up in this bitch and show people my backyard grotto and black-velvet pool table, but fuck MTV. That CRIBS shit is stupid anyways, who gives a shit what some dickbag basketball player has in his house, if you give me the address to that shithole, ill burn it to the fucking ground for thier excessive flamboyancy. And then put a Horrible Black sticker on thier charred corpse for spite. But im not bitter.

Anyways, yeah- thank God for fate, everything's cool as shit. After I get all these things done, im going to start picking up the tattoo machine and get cracking on that shit, and right after new years, Im gonna be putting some designs on t-shirts and sellin' em by a highway overpass near you. Well, there and Ebay. Time to make some money off this art shit, the economy's a motherfucker right now and it ain't gonna get better anytime soon. 15 years from now, we'll be paying 50 bucks a gallon of gas and 20 bucks for a 5 piece nugget meal at McDonalds, so build up your funds now, or you'll wind up chillin on a soup kitchen line, wondering wtf happened to your life, for real!

Other than that shit, not much is new with life, I just came back from Epcot center's food and wine festival, about 10 lbs fatter from eating all kind of good shit from other countries and drinking mad wines from all over the globe. Lately i'd rather chase good food than chase bitches, a bowl of Gumbo cant sponge off of you, cheat on you, or act like a bitch, so it's all good. Now to just survive the fuckin' holidays, what with a million dicks on the road, scrambling around for this season's 'hottest toy' (which is usually some cheap piece of shit made in Taiwan that's discarded in the closet by january 1 of the following year). Fuck mistletoe, trees, santa, frosty, the elves and snow in advance. Your present this year is a hot, steaming box of shit, so dont bother!

So unless the world crumbles within the next 2 months, everything's good for a fuckin change. A true sign of the impending apocalypse (maybe the Mayans are right!). Time to get drunk and work on this fuckin' bathroom, TTYL!

Horribly yours,
Horrible Black

Tidbits:

>> Low on cash for halloween? Fuck spending 10.00 for a bag of chocolate to give away to lil' beggars! here's some shit you can hand out for next to nothing:

- Fast food ketchup packets (also salt n pepper packets)
- Bible tracts (ask your local church, they'll give you a shitload)
- Scoop of Lard (save your bacon drippin's)
- Handshake
- Stern lecture on begging
- Used coffee grounds
- Comics cut out from sunday paper

...and my favorite:

- Left jab to the kidneys.

They may not like the shit, but they'll remember you for the rest of thier life. Happy Halloween.