Jason Voorhees

Someone told me the new movie's plot is that Jason is protecting a marijuana crop and kills those who come to steal the weed. If this is true, this is the greatest comedy ever filmed. I'll never know til the dvd comes out, because I refuse to go to the movies- couples holding hands make me physically ill, and if anyone talks during the film which I just paid like 10 bucks to see, i'll shove thier popcorn sack up thier ass.